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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:12:11 GMT -10
Ulver wakes up before everyone else and runs through the packs den sites screaming "ITS FUCKING DERP DAY BITCHES!! GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR WE'VE GOT SHIT TO FUCK UP!!!!" *face-plants and rolls into a tree getting his head stuck*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:16:00 GMT -10
wakes up and runs after Ulver seeing he has his head stuck she starts laughing her ass off "you- you got your head stuck" she said though laughing tears
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:18:59 GMT -10
*Ulver is still yelling about derp day with his head stuck in the tree. Ulver pulls his head out and has a wreath of moss around his neck and sees Mai and cranks his head all the way to the side* "Good dinner to you old miss, would you like to not partake in the festivities of the abomination not known as DERP DAY?"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:21:29 GMT -10
"well it sounds fun if all your going to run your head into more trees" she laughed
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Post by Oryм on Feb 16, 2018 19:21:46 GMT -10
Orym runs out of his den carrying a squirrel tail. "WHAT IS DERP DAY?!" He howls as he sees Mai and Ulver.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:24:20 GMT -10
*Sits on his head* "Derp day is when we do whatever the fuck we want!" *Looks over at Mai* "There will likely be MANY more glorious face-plants once I have my morning mead and mushroom water."
*Gets up and puts flowers in the moss around his neck "Look! Im fabulous! Bitches LOVE the fabulous."
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Post by Oryм on Feb 16, 2018 19:26:19 GMT -10
He ties squirrel tails together and drapes them over his neck, adding little claws and bits of moss into the scarf of squirrel tails. "I'M FABULOUS!"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:27:57 GMT -10
"Oh so Orym wants a mate after all eh?" *nudges him and winks* "Who you got your eye on boy? I seen you wrestling with Moon! I bet thats who it is!"
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Post by Oryм on Feb 16, 2018 19:31:33 GMT -10
He rolled his eyes. "I'm not looking for a mate! Always jumping to conclusions aren't you?" He jumped onto a rock and tried to jump into a tree but instead hit his face on a branch and fell.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:33:18 GMT -10
*Ulver runs over and starts poking him in the ribs with his paw* "Hahahaha! Aaawwww look the puppy fell! Whats your excuse hm? I bet you're just hormonal!"
*Ulver then runs off to terrorize more innocent wolves*
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Post by Oryм on Feb 16, 2018 19:35:00 GMT -10
"I'm clumsy!" He barked and chased after Ulver, pelting him with pinecones.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:39:13 GMT -10
*Runs up a tree* "Glub Glub im a alligator"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:39:50 GMT -10
Mai accepts the weirdness and chases after the boys hopping onto ulver's back when she reaches him(i think shed be able to fit on his back comfortably) "ONWARD MY STEAD" she exclaimed
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Post by Oryм on Feb 16, 2018 19:40:26 GMT -10
"Bork bork bork bork bork. I'm a coyote." Digs a hole and buries himself, only his snout is sticking out.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:41:33 GMT -10
(yup she could) *Ulver hops out of the tree with Mai on his back* "MMMOOOOO" and starts running for the water
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:41:43 GMT -10
"ha you dont look the part though" Mai said still riding on Ulvers back
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Post by (Herzogin) Poker on Feb 16, 2018 19:42:11 GMT -10
DERRRRRRRRRRP
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:43:05 GMT -10
*Ulver gets near the water, and decided its not nice even on derp day so he runs through an onion patch and gets it smeared all over Mai*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 19:43:53 GMT -10
Ulver sees Poker and runs over and pokes her face with a floppy fish and runs
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Post by (Herzogin) Poker on Feb 16, 2018 19:44:01 GMT -10
So -slides over to Ulver- think Orym needs my “Special Love Burst” pm? I think he does!!! Or right here!!!
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